Legacy of the first Harvard MBA in the White House.

President Bush was not able to attend the Repbulican Convention in person last night as he was on site for the ground breaking of his new library.  Here is a first look at the plans :

George W Bush Presidential Library is will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet..

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice,
coins, straws, and emergency backup plastic Jesus fact checker

The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the
President's accomplishments.

Admission: Republicans - free; Democrats -   $1,000 or 3 Euros